glumpy

When a man receives oral sex while taking a dump.

That ho is so dirty, she even gave me a glumpy!

by tharper October 23, 2004

glump

to glump (v.) the act of rolling a person on roller skates back and forth to anally penetrate them. 2007, from "glide and bump"
forms:
to glump
glumped
glumping
glumper

"dude you shoulda seen the chick i glumped down at the roller-disco"

by bmanc900 August 5, 2007

Glump

An absolutely horrible person to be around

Why's he always such an asshole? He's such a glump

by Thumbawumba May 21, 2020

Glumptious

Big or fat in size

Gary had a nice rack of glumptious balls

by Garythegater April 29, 2021

Glumpsy

Adjective: Refers to a person in a bad mood, or irritable.

Verb: Aggressive or forceful behaviour.

Adj: "I hate this goddamn job."

"Good morning to you too, glumpsy."

Vrb: His glumpsy actions caused some damage

by ggmrdoodn November 28, 2022

1 Pump Glump

A man who is so beta that it only takes one stroke of his penis before he busts a load

Girl 1: "I slept with John last night"
Girl 2: "How was it?"
Girl 1: "Bad, John is a 1 Pump Glump"
Girl 2: "Thats tough"

by My Parents Died April 27, 2022

glump

Its the act of jumping ontop of another and humping on them. xD The combination of the root words glomp and hump.

did you just see how he glumped that guy? D:

by Ashelux April 7, 2008