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Gluteal Spreadinitis

The spreading of the gluteus maximus in women when they out grow their teen years. When a women eats too much and her ass grows larger and larger.
My ex-wife was stricken with Gluteal Spreadinitis after eating too many Twinkies and Ho-Ho's.
by farting dumb ass March 12, 2009
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Gluten

Extremely toxic poison that kills it's victims slowly and painfully if consumed. Avoid any physical contact. It is also advisable to avoid inhalation, as the smell of gluten has been reported to make you gain double your weight in fat in a matter of seconds. This poison is responsible for everything bad that has ever happened in this country.
Oh, no! There's a cat stuck on that tree! Poor thing, it must have been gluten.
by Sociopathic Anon May 24, 2017
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glastonbury

The best music festival in the world. The best experience of your life. Glastonbury is like no other place on earth, it overwhelms your senses. You will see things there that you will never find anywhere else. It's a freespirited place, I love glastonbury.
I hope I get a glastonbury ticket this year.
by bohochick April 6, 2007
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Glastonbury

The biggest, baddest music festival in the world, located in England. Known for it's free spirit, craziness and ability to draw many drugs etc.
My life started at Glastonbury
by Quetzalli August 23, 2004
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gluetube

What Youtube becomes after you've watched one video and get sucked into watching an endless series of "related videos" as well.
"Man, I was just reading the news and got sucked into gluetube watching all of those Sarah Palin videos."

"Really? Is she still around?"
by Alistair Cookie March 31, 2009
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Glastinov

God laughing as skiers tend to in nightclubs overlooking Vienna
We went glastinoving last night and got totally stoned.
by Algaebumfluff June 2, 2009
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GLST

Gay Light Savings Time. The time delay of very unpunctual gay men between the time of the scheduled arrival and the actual arrival.
" When is Michael coming for dinner?"

"6."

" You better tell him 5. He runs on GLST."
by Aspiecub August 19, 2013
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