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Gisguagamar

noun;
~ 40-something-year-old married Jewish man from Long Island New York with a big nose who is caught by his wife, having sex with the 18 year old babysitter, paying her with coke and empty promises

~ refusing to repent causing excommunication from a synagogue is rare, unequivocally condemn the man's actions.

He would likely be shunned socially and barred from certain ritual honors or leadership positions within the community until he repented
.. Who is not ostracized from the community and his synagogue because of his affair but because he had had Sexual conduct with a non-Jewish woman.
Oh my God Alicia I'm so sorry to hear about your family crumbling to ash and dust. Bernie is such a Gisguagamar how dare he fucks a Non-Jewish young woman!!! You know at least when I caught JD fucking our babysitter he was paying her cash and she is the rabbits daughter. Your family is now headed by a Gisguagamar.
by JDsCracksonRacks September 11, 2025
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Kissing the tips of your fingers, like a chef would.
This spaghetti’s so good, I could just Gnocchi Gispochi.
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