"im off too the toilet for a gillette power wank mum be right back"
"im gaggin for a gillette power wank"
"im gaggin for a gillette power wank"
by Denzelessin September 1, 2009
Get the gillette power wankmug. A delicious, fruity, and overpowering refreshment you will find at the Fifth Wheel. Beware of it's after effects which include a ball gag, a camper, and a refreshing morning shower.
Bryan: What the hell happened to you last night?
Jeff: One too many Gillett Banana Buckets I guess.
Bryan: So what happened?
Jeff: I'm not exactly sure. I woke up in Bert's camper, tied to the bed, and a ball gag in my mouth.
Bryan: Good Lord. You okay?
Jeff: You know, all things considering? At least I was able to get a hot shower.
Bryan: Good point.
Jeff: One too many Gillett Banana Buckets I guess.
Bryan: So what happened?
Jeff: I'm not exactly sure. I woke up in Bert's camper, tied to the bed, and a ball gag in my mouth.
Bryan: Good Lord. You okay?
Jeff: You know, all things considering? At least I was able to get a hot shower.
Bryan: Good point.
by UTVadventures November 5, 2021
Get the Gillett Banana Bucketmug. the curse that currently afflicts roger federer, causing him to lose in the semi-finals in the austrialian open and in the first round of the dubai tennis championships, and which will lead to further struggles in his tennis game. caused by endorsing the gillette fusion power phenom razor.
the curse of the gillette fusion power phenom is similar to the cubs' curse of the billy goat, except that it involves only one guy and the sport of tennis.
by BewareTigerWoodsAndThierryHenry March 10, 2008
Get the curse of the gillette fusion power phenommug. Self-harm involving a razor blade, usually across the wrist in a horizontal motion, reminiscent of how a violinist holds the bow and runs it back and forth when playing.
"Sarah's been playing the gillette violin recently; those cuts look fresh."
"You are infectious human waste. Go home and play the gillette violin"
"You are infectious human waste. Go home and play the gillette violin"
by Pentasyllabic September 26, 2017
Get the Gillette Violinmug. A Gillette (as in the razor blade) was once a standard measurement tool for determining the strength of a ruby laser beam (used in the late '60's), until calorimiters were developed for energy measurement. If you could focus your laser output sufficiently to blow a hole through a double-edge Gillette razor blade, you were the proud owner of a One Gillette Laser. Gillette blades were found world-wide with standard thickness, so any researcher, anywhere, could compare apples to apples with other researchers for determining their own laser's power
by DJ Asman August 26, 2022
Get the Gillettemug. Guys to continue to inspire other guys to be better every day, and to help create a new standard for boys to admire and for men to achieve
"Dude. Last night at this bar. This guy was being a jerk to a woman? And this bigger guy came over and checked him down. Total mic drop." "You mean he Gilletted him?" "Yeah, he fucking Gilletted him."
by thatotherguysguy January 16, 2019
Get the Gillettemug.