The Gibson

The person in the room who is the most offended by the topic of conversation.

When we started talking about male body parts Megan turned red and was The Gibson.

by jscar2 May 14, 2013

gibroni

dumbass/moron in Italian. This is the correct spelling of the word.

not to be mis-taken with "jabroni" mis-spelled by gibroni anglican elsewhere on this site.

can you believe a bunch of moron Anglican-types thought the Rock from WWE was saying "jabroni" when obviously it's "gibroni." morons...

by Michael Goulis May 20, 2008

An extra gibbon for good luck

To obtain extra luck by adding an extra item or 'gibbon' to what you already have.

This phrase comes from Southern China, where the nobel gibbons where seen as "the gentlemen of the forest". These gibbons were collected by wealthy lords and it was common for a lord to add an extra gibbon to his collection to bring enhanced good fortune.

In modern times it has become a phrase used simply to justify overindulging. This phrase is now used less in China and more in Malaysia, Thailand and Sumatra where gibbons still thrive in the wild.

Jonty: Do you really need to take 8 pens into your exam?

Laurence: Well you know what they say, an extra gibbon for good luck.

by 劳伦斯 October 14, 2014

mel gibson

"Mad" Max Rockatansky.

The Road Warrior is fucking badass.

by kingghidorah89 January 21, 2005

the Myles Gibson

The act of Masturbation while watching a love film or watching multiple at the same time.

"Man I had such a good Myles Gibson last night."
"The Myles Gibson is so good."

by Gary p August 26, 2015

Does Mel Gibson hate Jews?

Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer is yes.

Q: "Does the Pope shit in the Vatican?"
A: "Does Mel Gibson hate Jews?"

by Mr Zero December 13, 2006

Gibbous

The state of a penis between a semi and a full blown erection.

I was so drunk, she had to make do with my gibbous

by rich wazza March 11, 2007