gerrit

a name for a stinky american dude whose older brother is 10000% the hot one. gerrits will always suck SO badly at uno and connect four (irrefutable fact) 💀❌❌. he also talks to 12 year olds online every weekend

kanye west: look at that noob
jessica: ikr, he's such a GERRIT

by 100% not jessica September 4, 2021

garritsen

known professionally as Martin Garrix, is a Dutch disc jockey who was ranked number one on DJ Mag's Top 100 DJs list for three consecutive years—2016, 2017, and 2018. He is also an electronic music producer.

p1 “who is garritsen?”
p2 “dutch dj that makes a perfect song”
p3 “you mean martin garrix?”

by martingrrix November 22, 2021

Gerrit

Gerrit is a typical german guy with really small dick but is very friendly and underrated person.He is very smart and loves helping his friends and is very supportive but he can also be mean if he neads to.

Is this the cute guy over there called Gerrit?

by Blondegirl03 November 22, 2021

gerrity

To give all things to Gerri

Man I gave all my money to Gerri, I'm feeling the gerrity.

by Gerri Pizzazz December 29, 2021

gerrius

a bitch ass fat boy who stay in the dirty 4 projects & he a bum

“ who that fat ass bum is ? “ … “ ion know probably gerrius “..

by user5550000 June 20, 2022

Gerrity

He’s a man of God. He always walks with God and has good intentions. He’s funny and always knows how to make others laugh. He’s kind of quiet at first but gets more comfortable. He’s very smart, mainly at ELA, but watches anime. He’s decently attractive and is boyfriend material. Always give him a chance, he won’t disappoint.

Girl: I think I like Gerrity but I don’t know if he’s a good guy.
Guy: He’s such a Gerrity. He will always be there for you.

by gg ksisicn April 27, 2024

Dirty Gerrit

Colloquial term in South Africa, used to describe the act of fornication with a jar of peanut butter whilst being stung by a bee. Often times the person will first be stung by a bee and then feel the sudden urge to stick their penis into a jar of peanut butter.

Daniel: I heard you were stung by a bee, are you alright?
Stephanus: Yes I am, I did a Dirty Gerrit to help calm my nerves.
Daniel: Oh, that's always the best way to deal with bee stings.

by TowelEater June 17, 2023