Grandama Canal

This term is used to describe when one is having unlubricated sexual intercourse with their grandmother, but the hard penis is too sturdy for the grandmother’s saggy and dry vagina to handle, thus ripping the walls off of the vagina like paper and the blood pools and fills up the vagina, imitating the water in the Panama Canal.

Person #1: Hey bud, how was your grandmother yesterday?

Person #2: Not too good, I created a Grandama Canal and she had to go the the gynecologist.

by theguyinwalmart January 7, 2018

Germandarin

A Chinese-German hybrid language that all of humanity will be speaking in 20 years.

Because everyone will be speaking Germandarin in 20 years, I've decided to start studying German and Chinese.

I have it on good authority that everyone will be speaking Chinese in 20 years. Or a Chinese-German hybrid.

by AttillathePun February 9, 2019

Urban Grandad

A new generation of hipster, 28+ male found in cities. Rocking a flat cap, checked flannel shirt and old man Cardigan. Far less edgy than a hipster, they may or may not have a beard and they generally work in middle management and like to spend weekends on meditation retreats, having nice weekends with family and friends and not drinking the latest on trend craft beer.

Celeb Urban grandads include Matthew Edmondson radio one and John Richardson comedian

I Really like Matt, he’s such a nice guy, he had a cool cardigan on last week, when he told me he liked my jumper, he’s such an Urban Grandad.

by Flip flop 80 April 25, 2019

grandad

where somone hits someone else in the area above the kneecap on the side of the left leg with their own knee. why? because its bloody funny (only if it works)!! the consequense of this will be the other person hopping on one leg shouting swear words,while u and ur m8s r laghing like hell. also some advice: always give a grandad when the other person is noot expecting and make sure u r standing up when doing it. there are adaptions of the grandad like a 'running grandad', the 'spinny' and a 'flying grandad'.

'oi m8 i think u'v got a grandad'!!!!!

by Mikey November 8, 2004

Grandads whisper

the horrible laugh of an elderly person that seems to be more like a death rattle than a sign of amusement

grandad saw a ladies ankles and i almost call for a herce because of his bloody grandads whisper

by frogcloset November 21, 2005

gRandalf

Like gandalf, but with R. R makes it special. Grandalf is the O.G .

He's ain't no gandalf. He's a gRandalf.

by zomom chong May 20, 2018

Grandads ashes

Grandads ashes. I accidently ate my grandads ashes because it looked like coco powder and it looked good... '¬'

Ohh no i ate me grandads ashes...

by Waden kay October 9, 2019