Funkmaster General

A gentleman who is endowed not only with the power of funk, but also dresses in a fly and thoroughly impractical way.

That Undercover Brother certainly is the Funkmaster General

by Max Cummings October 31, 2003

Gene’s Mom

A term coined by Adam Curry for a piece of software or solution so simple even your friends mom can use it.

We need a “Gene’s Mom” solution to get people to start using the Bitcoin lighting network.

by Mark Pugner June 18, 2021

Brown Star General

The rank one attains upon fucking a chick in the ass.

She gives out a lot of promotions. She promoted me AND Peterson to Brown Star General.

by Vinceums October 7, 2003

general obvious

getting promoted from captain obvious to general obvious because you always point out the obvious all the time.

Bob always points out that he has no arms and legs. Thanks general obvious. You point out everything that is obvious so you have been promoted. congradulations.

by laxgoalie6 December 19, 2008

Gene Shalit

Gene Shalit (born March 25, 1926) is a film and book critic. He has filled these roles on NBC's The Today Show since January 15, 1973. He is known for his frequent use of puns, his oversized handlebar moustache, and for wearing colorful bowties.

Also a reference to unkempt pubic hair.

She took her pants off and Gene Shalit was stuffed in her thong

by Mateo De Pantalones February 21, 2011

General Kenobi

The dankest Jedi in the history of dank jedi’s. Danker than Sith Palps. His famous phrase “hello there” warms the hearts of all memist’s.

Grievous: General Kenobi
General Kenobi: Hello there

by You picked the wrong hous fool June 11, 2018

General Tso's Revenge

1. Noun. A stomach and lower intestinal tract condition incurred after eating too much/too greasy Chinese food. Often results in less than solid stool movements, aka shitsplosions.
2. The Chinese version of Montezuma's Revenge

Panda Express offers its customers free General Tso's Revenge after each meal.

by Jaceph866 January 31, 2009