gurfy

a word that messes you up during the game of skate

"gurfy!" fuck! chut up you fucker!

by sonny bags October 6, 2007

gurf

n: shortening of the word "Girlfriend"

When Dave called Debra his Gurf, she knew she had a sugardaddy for life!

by Taichi May 13, 2005

Guerf

A word that either has no fucking meaning or can be substituted for any noun or adjective for no apparent reason and was put on this earth to annoy me. Originated from a Natalie Portman SNL skit.

"What the guerf is that guerf guerfing from your guerf?"

by Dutch Rudder Jr. December 9, 2008

Guburfday

The name given to celebrate August 25th, a day used to celebrate universal birthdays. On this day every person can say, hi my name is (blank) and today is my birthday! On this day gifts should be exchanged freely and in abundance. This celebration only applies to people who DO NOT fit the following criteria: were physically and naturally born on August 25th, have the first name Neil or Protip, spew hagu all day long. If any of the aforementioned describe an individual he/she is exempt from celebrating this holiday.

My real birthday was in January but my Guburfday is coming up at the end of the summer!
Happy Guburfday! I see today is August 25th.

by PNGuha October 6, 2008

gurf

A girlfriend one is not proud to boast about; one's least desirable girlfriend.

My gurf doesn't really seem to care about how her hair looks; it's so frumpy most of the time!

by pentozali January 7, 2007

gurfb

the extreme hatred of cats.

I gurfb 300 cats using a chainsaw.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Gurfed

When you release your load onto someone's face. Jizz.

Holy crap! Did you just gurf on jenny?! That is just sick. I love gurfing on my girlfriend while she sleeps. Whoa! You gurfed on that girl from Bangkok!

by Snitzky December 27, 2013