5 definitions by Taichi

A word created by comedian Conan O'Brien to be the universal swear word, see also "Smurf":

can be used many different ways, for example:
Noun: Dave told Debra to stick his crunk into her quivering crunker.

Adjective: Dave told Debra to stick his crunk into her crunking crunker.

Verb: Dave told Debra to go crunk herself.
by Taichi March 14, 2005
Get the crunk mug.
When Dave called Debra his Gurf, she knew she had a sugardaddy for life!
by Taichi March 25, 2005
Get the gurf mug.
Verb: The act of pressing one's penis to a person's face, leaving a mushroom-shaped mark, with semen.

Noun: The mark left from being 'mushroom stamped'
v: Dave Mushroom Stamped Debra, after whacking off on her curtains.

n: Debra went to work today, not knowing she had a mushroom stamp on her forhead.
by Taichi January 26, 2005
Get the Mushroom Stamp mug.
n: An oldschool razor, used as a poor-man's switchblade, made famous in the film "Reservoir Dogs"
Bitch, you better start talking, else I'mo whip out my straightrazor and go "Tarantino" on your ass!
by Taichi March 25, 2005
Get the straight razor mug.
A common misconception is that the Balisong is actually a Butterfly knife, this misconception came from stupid white people going to asia, and coming back with the things.....

A Butterfly Knife is a large, flat shortsword, with a D-Shaped handguard, the Balisong, which is commonly called a butterfly knife, has nothing to do with it.....
Homeboy thought he had a butterfly knife, but when he pulled it out his balisong, I carved him up with these two cleaver lookin' things right here!
by Taichi March 25, 2005
Get the Butterfly knife mug.