Monetary Fracking

You've heard of 'hydraulic fracturing' e.g., the use of high pressure fluids into the ground to release hydrocarbons for energy use. In 2011 I coined the phrase "monetary fracking" to mean the use of massive amounts of monetary liquidity by the Federal Reserve injected deep in the bowels of our ailing economy to release the true economic engine of the American consumer. I observed the Fed printing and pumping it directly to the banking system with the hopes that the banks would lend it. But alas, our credit had been too severely damaged, our assets depleted by the financial whores of Wall Street, our savings and retirement destroyed; in effect, we were devastated and decimated So instead of "bailing out" the banks I felt that unless we bailout ourselves we will never be able to buy anything again. I pondered - how can we get the Fed to directly remunerate the millions of us directly affected by the criminal acts of the perpetrators? It would be too politically incorrect to just give money to the people - that would never fly. But how about utilizing the American way? A gigantic class action lawsuit to compensate the victims Only the Fed can create enough dollars to compensate the victims. They will print $3 trillion and distribute it through the IRS to those who can prove bankruptcy, loss of job, loss of business, loss of house, foreclosure, etc. The resulting funds in the economy will pump-prime the system to create demand and we will buy things, save, pay off debts, et al.

Monetary Fracking is where the Fed prints dollars and sends it to the IRS. The IRS checks their records to see if (1) I owe taxes and (2) if I am an alien and (3) if I was financially damaged during this Great Recession. The IRS then sends $400,000 to me by check or direct deposit. I replenish my savings and retirement accounts, payoff my house, buy a new 2014 Hyundai Sonata, re-start my business. My life is back to normal with gasoline now at $5.00 a gallon - but I don't care, I am whole again.

by jayparker1 August 20, 2013

Fracking

Farting or queefing while having sex. The term comes from extracting gas from the earth through penetration

The amount of taco bell I had with my girlfriend caused me to be unable to stop fracking that night. She eventually got irritated and fracked on my dick.

by Jawney March 31, 2015

Fracking

Fracking is when something is SO awesome that the stars collide, God smiles, and all of the pain in the world stops for three seconds

Those unicorns were fracking awesome, so she wanted to be one.

by RLC&MLC February 28, 2010

Fracking

Used solely in sexual relationships between homosapiens, fracking is the sexual practice during coitus of putting ones partner into a position ending them double at the waist. Once complete a rigid straw is used to penetrate the rectal passage until a gas pocket is encountered. Then the user will siphon off this gas into their mouths. Gaining sexual pleasure in the process.

Jim and I were rubbing each other all over then he bent me over and he was fracking the hell out of my ass.

by Soysaucemajor July 22, 2016

Fracking

an event which is unreal, or deamlike.

That was fracking twisted up!

You mind fracked me!

by Steve Gorey June 14, 2008

fracking

An polite substitute for "Fucking" or "Freaking". Similar to frelling. Used by Lucifer7 first on irc.subnova.com #hbo.

<zasx\malia> oh goody, 8 frelling times
<zasx\malia> last one was to fix a frelling networking bug -.-
<Fajita|nwn> lol
<Fajita|nwn> frelling
<zasx\malia> would you prefer i used fracking?
<Fajita|nwn> nah, carry on
<Fajita|nwn> it's just amusing

by Verdafolio January 6, 2005

Fracking

The act of paying economically desperate landowners to permit the performance of sexual acts in their yards and the leaking of said acts' byproducts into the landowners' water supply.

-I hear they've started fracking over in Delaware County.
--You heard right! They tried banning it but the farmers were desperate for the extra cash.
-Wait till they see what comes out of their faucets!

by ffny October 16, 2012