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sexually frustrated soccer mom

a middle aged woman that appears happy and satisfied on the outside with her minivan and ivy league kids, but on the inside is deeply supressed and insatiable which comes out in her sex life or lack thereof.
kristina: hey, don't you think becca looks like a sexually frustrated soccer mom?

katie: why yes i do, check out those old lady ballet flats and knee skirt. plus, the gay man on her arm!
by ira. May 30, 2007
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frustarted

Adj. The anxiety felt by people at the beginning of learning new a skill or discipline.

Portmanteau of Frustration and Started

Origin: An entertaining typo on a forum.
I can't figure out this programming language. I know I'm just a beginner, but I'm frustarted.

Joe was so frustarted in his basic ceramics class that he smacked the clay off the wheel and across the room.
by M.Blur April 22, 2011
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Frustrated as Hell

HOT under the collar, pissed off, caught in a trap with no way out...STUCK...and FRUSTRATED.
Caught in a trap with no way out.."frustrated as hell" so you get frustrated trying to find a way out, or fix something or change someone's mind.
by Wind Tunnel November 2, 2008
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frustration

1. Trying to get to home plate with a girl but can’t even get to first base.

2. Wanting to date a girl but she won’t even give you any attention

3. Continuously getting turned down by the opposite sex

4. Seeing all of your friends getting married while you can’t even meet someone who likes you back

5. When your friends/family have a life and you don’t

6. Hearing of all your friend’s successes when you have nothing but failures

7. When your friends are getting everything in life when you cant even get the smallest thing

8. Being on the freeway during rush hour

9. The feeling you get when you hear your taxes are going up again
My life is nothing but a giant frustration--nothing less and nothign more. I don't understand it.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com January 4, 2008
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Frustrapissed

The point in a persons emotions where frustration and anger intersect and combine into one solid emotion.
When Chuck told Bobby that he would not play by the rules of the game, and Bobby could not change his mind, Bobby became frustrapissed.
by Scotishpower June 24, 2010
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frustration flash

When you get so tense that you just can't take it anymore and you start screaming a wild war cry whilst lifting your shirt over your head demonstrating your breasts to thine enemies
Shelbie was so sick of being harangued by everyone at camp, that when I asked her how her day was she gave me a frustration flash
by beaniebaby7 October 13, 2013
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fruitate

IPA: /fɹuːteit/

Verb
1. To come to fruition, to bear fruit.
2. (idiomatic) To succeed in one's plan, used mostly with particularly complicated plans.
1. "It looks to be about time those plants fruitated." "Yeah, it's getting to be the season."

2. "The hours of preparation I put in certainly helped my plan fruitate." "Yeah, I bet you fruitated all over her when you got her back home."
by mrpeach32 December 19, 2008
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