friendcognito

When your friend lies to you but not to another person.

Eric: So the party is gonna be at 4:00 PM. You got it?
Wallace: Sure. I'll catch up later.
(Randy walks in)
Randy: So when is the party?
Eric: Oh. It's cancelled.
Randy: Oh. Ok.
(Randy leaves)
Wallace: friendcognito?
Eric: friendcognito.

by bonelesspizza December 26, 2016

Friendhoe

Has a reverse harem with almost every guy ever.

Jess is a friendhoe, she is always with them boys.

by D1337tion October 15, 2017

Friendbro

/fren’brʌ/
A word used to make reference about a person whom you trust like a friends and love like a brother.

Derivated of the words: Friend and Brother

- Hey look that guy, he looks like a fool!!
- Wow! Please don't say it again, That's Allan, my friendbro, we get along very well

by E-man2012 August 3, 2012

friendboy

When you (typically as a heterosexual male) want to refer to your other male friend(s) but u not gai so you do not want to say boyfriend(s). An extremely useful word for when you are talking to the opposite sex and do not want to come across as gai.

Girl: Hey Gabe, do you want to get dinner tonight?
Gabe: No, I'm already hanging with my friendboys tonight, sorry.
Girl: Your what?
Gabe: My friendboys. You know, my friends who are boys but are not boyfriends.
Girl: Marry me.

by Bananaland March 14, 2019

Friendlock

Feeling pressured to add someone who you typically would not on any social networking site due to association with someone who is a friend of yours. (ie. Your friend's boyfriend/girlfriend, your friend's friend that you don't like, etc).

Person 1: Hey man, I saw you added Sheena on facebook, I thought you hated her?

Person 2: Aah man, I was put in friendlock because my buddy just started going out with her!

by thesomnambulist_28992 March 5, 2011

friendaholic

anyone who continues to amass friend counts on apps such as fb or twitter. sucking them dry for about a months time before completely forgetting they exist.

that rhonda, she left me high and dry on fb. her friendaholic nature led her to greener personality pastures.

by wamazon February 27, 2011

Friendator

Nickname for the Predator that gets all friendly with the black girl in the film Alien vs Predator.

Matt: "Oh boy, Friendators sure are scary. I hope one doesn't give me some presents and run away from explosions with me in slow motion like we're best fucking friends on Baywatch."

Jeff: "Jealous?"

by Jeffklein December 31, 2005