commie dachshund

a large, fully engorged, raging hard-on, also affectionately referred to as 'red hot dog'.
hey, i bumped into a hot guyfriend that i've been thinking about for weeks. feel so flushed with anticipation, because he said he wanted to play hide and seek with me and his 'commie dachshund', this saturday night.
by wamazon February 09, 2011
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friendaholic

anyone who continues to amass friend counts on apps such as fb or twitter. sucking them dry for about a months time before completely forgetting they exist.
that rhonda, she left me high and dry on fb. her friendaholic nature led her to greener personality pastures.
by wamazon February 10, 2011
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