fartmageddon

a fart that is so incredibly stinking and long-range that is seems to be almost apocalyptic

James: Oh damn! You have no shame, man!
Ben: What?
James: You shouldn't have eaten those beans, man! You wanna kill us? Oh, what a stench! It's a bloody fartmageddon you're doing here!

by KurtSteinerPL June 11, 2011

Fartman

A fictional superhero created by radio/TV personality Howard Stern.

Fartman split open that amplifier at that awards show on MTV.

by Ryan Thompson January 4, 2004

fartmeister

A fart sniffer who has names for durations of his/her farts and other people, also can tell what foods made them.

"My that's a fruity vintage, you recently had apples & cashews!" exclaimed the fartmeister.

by chelle4asl March 28, 2010

flatmate's ear

The ability to pick out the important parts of a really boring speech and ignore everything else, avoiding being bored while not offending the person speaking.

'boring boring boring boring we're meeting at eight tonight boring boring boring boring.'
'ah, thank you flatmate's ear.'
'that reminds me of boring boring boring boring...'

by Andrew Doughty May 3, 2008

Fatmove

The least amount of effort someone can put in when doing something.

When you pull a Fatmove and roll off the couch and crawl to the phone charger instead of getting up and walking.

by azteceg August 13, 2012

Fragmist

When you're really dehydrated so you jizz is just dust

I fragmisted all over her last night, it was so embarrassing.

by Waffle sex in a gingers mouth June 6, 2015

Flatmin

A skinny penis with a fat mushroom tip that is flat on the top.

Have you seen Jeremy's cock? He sure does have a flatmin!

by Flattyjim August 9, 2018