fartmeister Share definition Flag A fart sniffer who has names for durations of his/her farts and other people, also can tell what foods made them. "My that's a fruity vintage, you recently had apples & cashews!" exclaimed the fartmeister. fartmeister by chelle4asl March 28, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the fartmeister mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch