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fartmeister 

someone who sits on the couch all day and farts inherently becoming the fartmeister.

same as someone who conducts music is a maestro a person who farts all day becomes
the fart meister.
my dad is the fartmeister, on his day off he watches TV and farts all day
fartmeister by don ricksen July 5, 2021

I'm the legendary fartmaster 

Sans' possibly secret secret code word or his secret secret triple-secret codeword. It's undecided.
Bruhhh, I'm too lazy to right anything so...yeah.
I'm the legendary fartmaster.

fapmeister 

master of masturbation, fapmeister.
dude, you're the fapmeister bro!
fapmeister by fapmeister April 17, 2010

Fartmaster 

A creater of immensely powerful farts, ranging from either sheer loudness or deathly odour.
Holy shit dude, you're the fartmaster......you could cut that fart with a chair leg.
Fartmaster by johnny.mc August 28, 2009

fagmeister

1. The king of all fags.
2. A nick name fags call each other.
Hey whats up its Tymeister the fagmeister.
fagmeister by Jimboozie October 15, 2003

Fromeister

Someone who perfects and takes pride in their Fro, Spending much time and effort to keeping it perfect.
"You see that guy's fro? He must be a fromeister!
Fromeister by DA MUFFIN KING. September 14, 2008
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