fartmeister

A fart sniffer who has names for durations of his/her farts and other people, also can tell what foods made them.

"My that's a fruity vintage, you recently had apples & cashews!" exclaimed the fartmeister.

by chelle4asl March 28, 2010

fartmeister

someone who sits on the couch all day and farts inherently becoming the fartmeister.

same as someone who conducts music is a maestro a person who farts all day becomes
the fart meister.

my dad is the fartmeister, on his day off he watches TV and farts all day

by don ricksen July 5, 2021