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Foreskin Fart

When an uncut man retracts his foreskin and as it passes over the head of the penis is makes a wet fart-like noise. Sometimes it can be very brief, other times "farts" can last up to 15 seconds or more; it all depends on the tightness of the foreskin; a tighter foreskin causes a shorter fart, the amount of precum already on the penis head, and the force with which the foreskin is retracted.
Chiron: The fuck was that noise?

Tyrell: What noise, nigga?

Chiron: You shittin' in the bathroom or something?

Tyrell : Ah shit, nah G, it was a foreskin fart.

Chiron: A what?

Tyrell : Here let me show you.
by HueyLewisandtheNewz December 5, 2017
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stretchy foreskin

A rather unpleasant result of the act of docking, the foreskin can stretch up to lengths of down to the ground.
Dan says to Gavin

Dan:"Crikey mate, you have a stretchy foreskin."

Gavin:"That's from all the docking mate."
by Dr. Docking April 22, 2018
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I'm off like a Jewish foreskin

"I'm taking off now" or "I am leaving this place"
"Okay kids...I'm off like a Jewish foreskin!"
by Part Walker April 14, 2008
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Foreskin-jogging

by Cappy1 June 12, 2004
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Foreskin Envy

The moment of truth where a guy (usually in his teens) finds out that their penis is actually circumcised and that they were supposed to have a foreskin. Sometimes, this usually leads the guy to be naturally curious of how it would feel like to have a foreskin, and therefore they get envious, which can happen either consciously or at a subconscious level. Similar to Freud's penis envy.

(p.s. I am actually uncut but I can imagine how this would be like for a guy who's circumcised)
Guy 1: Hey, um, bro to bro, what's it like to have a foreskin?
Guy 2: It.... feels nice, I guess?
Guy 1: Oh wow that's great tell me more
Guy 2: Lmao bruh, I think you might have foreskin envy 😅
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Foreskin Friday

Weekly holiday of those under appreciated non circumcised men
Circumcised dude: “Tomorrow is foreskin Friday gotta tell the homies

Non Circumcised Dude: “ Foreskin Friday is the best holiday it makes me feel appreciated !’”
by abstrct133 December 17, 2019
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“Penis in the foreskin kind of love”

From the sexy little show that the boys call Rick and Morty... Penis in the foreskin kind if love is spoken of. As a vagina owner and more of a no-brim kind of gal, I can't be certain but there is nothing more close and intimate than a penis and its foreskin. There is almost something poetic about the fact the foreskin needs the penis but the penis doesn't need the foreskin and how in the symbiotic relationship the foreskin is ridiculed by many. Just like relationships, one person is always more involved than the other and one person could very well live without that person. However, just like a breakup when the foreskin is removed it's forever. In the moment the love is precious and intimate and will never be forgotten.
I'm sick and tired of all of these hookups. Will I ever get that “penis in the foreskin kind of love”? So warm and cozy... it's all I can think about.
by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022
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