queef fondue

A medley of exquisite French cheese mixed inside a French woman's vagina and eaten at high altitude in either France or Switzerland. See HAM or HAC for more.
Bonsoir mes enfants ! Gather round for some queef fondue !! Dad's diving in first !
by Cats dima bilan February 28, 2014
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Slut Fondue

Act of having a woman lay on her back with her legs and gizzard spread wide - fill her gizzard with honey, chocolate, butter etc. and then dip bite-sized pieces of fruit, lobster etc. in her until soaked with a mixture of the pussy juice and whatever you put in her - enjoy!
So I had Trish over last night for some slut fondue ...
by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005
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French Fondue

When somebody puts melted chocolate (room temperature) in a girl's vagina and then eats her out.
-Dude, I totally French fondued my girlfriend yesterday!
-Awesome! Did you get chocolate all over the place?
by Sean Payne November 1, 2007
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Fag Fondue

When a number of Males ejaculate in to a bowl, then use said hot cum bowl to dip various food stuffs as a post orgasm meal.
That fag fondue was exquisite!
by Corby oconner September 29, 2010
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Dippin' in the fondue

When someone is dating someone that is either too ugly, old, young, or just plain wrong for them. It can also be used when you're dating someone in a much lower socio-economic class or someone of a different race or level of intelligence.
Fred: Dude, so who're you into these days?
Tim: This freshman in high school. She's really cute.
Fred: Gross... you're a sophomore in college. Way to start dippin' in the fondue.

Katie: What do you think about me dating Joe?
Jen: Are you serious? He's so fugly. You'd be hardcore dippin' in the fondue.

The playmates who date Hugh Hefner

The late Anna Nicole Smith with her rich, old, crusty husband
by SickLax69 August 17, 2011
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dick fondue

When a guy is fucking a girl in the ass, pulls out and his dick is covered in shit. Similar to banana dipped Chocolate Fondue.
"Ah Hell Nah Bitch I don't dig dick fondue you need an enema first."
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chocolate fondue

removing a shower head, adding some poop, and replacing it, person becomes a human chocolate fondue, cousin of the upper decker
After he found out his ex cheated on him, he gave her a chocolate fondue when he went to pick up his things.
by RadMDMarc December 17, 2008
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