feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016

Bela Fleck and the Flecktones

An incredibly talented jazz band incorporating traditional bluegrass and old time instrumentation. Their genre is somewhat hard to capture, and they often fall under categories such as jazz, classical, folk, or bluegrass. Bela Fleck is the focal musician on banjo.

Bela Fleck can shred that banjo. ummmm, yeah, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, rawk.

by jekkle June 19, 2006

flecktime

A wierd timeframe that noone can understand.
Basicly flecktime is a way of saying 'I'll get around to it when I feel like it' or 'Sorry, I cant do it right now, but I'll do it when I can'

Sorry, I cant do it right now, I'm still on flecktime.
You havent done it yet, what are you on flecktime?

by Oden184 March 28, 2007

Fecefest

The act by which one defecates excessively during one session. Can be related directly to an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations.

Dayna and I enjoyed a delicious meal at an italian restaurant, after which she encountered a massive fecefest.

Ralph had a huge fecefest after eating his mom's meatloaf.

by hbgpa July 5, 2008

Invasive Feces

Completely unexpected remnant fecal matter, commonly referred to as skid marks, that appear in the gusset of one's grunders without warning. Despite one believe that they had thoroughly cleaned their bum and under carriage post defecation, Invasive Feces still appears.

Carl's girlfriend Carol was catching up on laundry. She began sorting the whites and darks when she spotted a excessive amount of Invasive Feces in one of the pairs of Carl's grunders. She removed the pair from the wash and left it next to Carl's bed pillow.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

Flecked

What “fucked“ auto-corrected itself to in Broke’s phone when she was texting everyone about how Rich set a fire to Jake’s house.

How it’s used in “The Smartphone Hour (Rich Set A Fire)”

BROOKE & (ENSEMBLE)
I'll spread the word! (Woooord!)
That Rich is flecked (Flecked?)
No, I meant fucked
Did I say 'flecked'?
Sorry guys, that's just my auto-correct
(Always be aware of auto-correct!)

by Lienaay December 30, 2018

feceful

full of shit, from the latin root for shit

you did J. Lo? ...feceful

by Matt Wisdom July 20, 2008