flabergasta

A flabergasta is what you call it when it looks like somebody smashed their head on the keyboard

You: Hi dude. How are you doing?
Anon: cczjsastjewgeqbats
You: That is called a flabergasta

by Flabergasta April 22, 2017

FlabberGasted

When you see your mom come back from the salon with bright green spiky hair and your jaw drops to the floor in total shock, you’re flabbergasted. You are really, really shocked — pretty much speechless.

Use the adjective flabbergasted to describe someone who's astounded or surprised for any reason, good or bad. You could be flabbergasted at how astonishingly expensive a parking ticket is, or at how incredibly delicious pineapple pizza is. Flabbergasted has been used since the late 18th century, but no one knows for sure where it originated. The word sounds like what it means: when you say it out loud — "flabbergasted!" — it somehow captures the spirit of astonishment and shock.

I was total flabbergasted i was banned on xbox. :)

by Abyss03 June 16, 2018

flabbergasted

out of words

i am flabbergasted

by brxmptxngrl September 27, 2019

Flabbergasted

Jude Bellingham throughout the England vs France game at the World Cup 2022

“bro was flabbergasted throughout the whole game”

by pikolomali December 27, 2022

Flabbergasterist

Flabbergasterist is someone that gets surprised and speechless at an extreme point for almost everything. (I AM SO BORED RN.)

He's such an flabbergasterist.

by dodgekid September 27, 2023

flabbergasted

When a flabby person farts in your face while you are going down on them!

HO #1: Fat Bastard came to visit me last night.

HO #2: Oh yea, how was it?

HO #1: He flabbergasted me!

HO #2: Then what?

HO #1: He said, "Soddy, I faderted." BIG DEAL! It was a WET ONE! I had to take a shower ASAP!

by Johrg Jerhog July 29, 2006

Flabbergastered

When you are finished having oral sex with a girl and you shake her cheeks until she salivates. Can also be done with the asscheeks until sweat comes out.

Example 1. Boy 1: Last night was so Great.

Boy 2: Why?

Boy 1: I Flabbergastered your Mom last night, She loved it!

by Alessandro06121999 June 16, 2011