sunflower fielding

The process by which one engages in multiple instances of sunflowering simultaneously. Due to the somewhat ambiguous nature of the phrase, either the recipient or the executor may legitimately be referred to as the 'sunflower fielder'. Note that although the female is the more accessible candidate for the eager practitioner (due to the prospect of synchronised anal-vaginal fisting), the pliant male may desire that he be sunflower fielded at the culmination of an anal double fisting session.

Jimmy: "Bollocking cuntfish! What have you done to me!?"
Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy! Watch your language!"
Jimmy: "Sorry Mum. But how ought I to refer to the small supernovas of delight exploding sheer radiant pleasure throughout my taut frame?"
Jimmy's Mum: "Well Jimmy, as I tentatively unfurl both fists deep within your rectal passage, I share with you the boundless eroticism of sunflower fielding. Your sister is an avid convert."
Jimmy: "Cor blimey Mum, this really is the greatest birthday ever..!"

by Jimmy's Sister February 24, 2008

feeding the alligators

When one exposes themselves to fiction that stimulates our negative qualities (like horror fiction) so that they can work through them in a healthy and harmless environment as catharsis.

Serial killers and other murderers appeal to the impulse Stephen King calls "feeding the alligators," and Carl Jung called "integration of the shadow self," but it all means the same thing: that entertaining our own dark side can be therapeutic.
-- 8-Bit Philosophy

by The Logical Fallacy May 27, 2017

folding offense

An outrageous mistake, misunderstanding, or insult. Unforgivable behavior.

I don’t care how many time you apologize, Jess; it was a folding offense.

by Jessica Loraine March 12, 2021

Feeding the dog

Taking care of business, usually at home.

Sean: Hey man, where were you at yesterday? We've been looking for you.
Joris: Just feeding the dog brother, just feeding the dog..

by BeijingNaugthyBoy June 20, 2011

k-feding

To do nothing in a dirty, white wife beater.

As in "what have you been up to?"
"I spent the afternoon k-feding"

by licorice May 29, 2006

feeding the horse

to stimulate the females lady lips with the hand in a manner as if feeding a hungry horse.

'did you feed her horse last night'?
'yes it was very hungry'

by paul claydon December 12, 2003

feeding the troll

Feeding the troll is when one replies to a troll in retaliation (usually). If somone feeds a troll, it may get cocky and cause an even bigger problem. The best way to deal with trolls is to report them and let the mods banninate the said troll.

Yo man! Don't be feeding the troll!

by Lala2006 February 11, 2006