fartnade

A fartnade is when you fart in a small jar and quickly close the lid, you then tell someone you cant open the jar so they open it and inhale the fart.
You can also save the fartnade by putting the jar in either a fridge or freezer.

Lisa: "John can you open this jar for me."
John: "okay.... Aw shit lisa! That fartnade was lethal!" "It actually smells like you pooed in this jar!"

by Jam that donut in the door November 8, 2013

Fartners

Fartners is a social network where people can share farts with friends, discover others’ farts, follow friends and celebs, comment, like, rate, play, re-fart and so on.

I'm using Fartners to follow other's farts

by DanFatMan January 1, 2015

life fartners

When two people in a relationship have become so comfortable being around each other that they feel free to fart in front of the other constantly.

You can tell Jon and Alex are life fartners, she just ripped one in his face.

by Jerry McQuire April 14, 2010

fartlaroid

n. 1 a small, ass-like creature with wings and a pig snout

2 the contraction of android and farter

3 a robot that farts uncontrollably

Did you see that fartlaroid run behind that tree?

by lolllll July 11, 2006

fartnaucker

A very cheap idiodick person.

kid:one ice cream please
(Ice cream man gives kid a half eaten ice cream)
Kid:no, i want one that you haven't eaten.
Ice Cream Man: Then i guess your not getting anything.
(kid throws ice cream at the man)
Kid:fartnaucker

by zhane April 11, 2007

Fartnership

When a boyfriend and girlfriend step into a comfortable place where uncomfortably holding farts in, is no longer. No more explosions when she steps out of the truck. No more loud, dry coughs to cover a fart on the wooden chair at your Caribou date. No more passing false convictions to your dog when your significant other walks in right after you slipped a quiet sauerkraut tickler. This is the stage where trusting each other grows tremendously and the trust for your farts does the exact opposite.

Fartnership displayed: A fantastic partnership of two having a conversation on the way home from Chipotle - Ladyfriend, "Ooo man my stomach hurts, Sweetie I think we may have to make a quick poop stop." Manfriend,"No, it'll be ok Darling, trust me. Be fearless, fart as loud as your anus will allow." Ladyfriend, "Ok sweetie, thank you for not passing judgement." (plopping, slappy ham mist is forced through) Manfriend,"You are so courageous, I love you."

Jack forcefully cocoons Jill under the blanket to bask in a devilish warm butt gas. Jill laughs a bit. They have demonstrated a fartnership.

She showers as he poops, a slightly different form of Irish Bonding, both are unable to keep a quiet fart against the porcelain and shower tile. Gentle giggles and conversations ensue later. This would be fartnership at its best.

by haulpanson November 21, 2014

farnarkle

Australian, verb: to waste time; to spend time in unnecessary and/or unproductive activities; to muck around; to faff about.

Derived from the late great comedian John Clarke's commentary on the obscure but magnificent (and totally nonexistent) sport of farnarkeling.

The leadership team as usual just farnarkled about for the whole strategic retreat, all they produced were some hangovers and a few irrelevant flip charts covered with sticky notes.

All you ever do is farnarkle. Will you just bloody well finish the dishes?

"In essence, Farnarkeling is engaged in by two teams whose purpose is to arkle, and to prevent the other team from arkeling, using a flukem to propel a gonad through sets of posts situated at random around the periphery of a grommet."

by anonymous September 15, 2020