fartnaucker

A very cheap idiodick person.

kid:one ice cream please
(Ice cream man gives kid a half eaten ice cream)
Kid:no, i want one that you haven't eaten.
Ice Cream Man: Then i guess your not getting anything.
(kid throws ice cream at the man)
Kid:fartnaucker

by zhane April 11, 2007

fartfucker

someone who has sex with farts

When Pam Anderson would fart in a sex tape, the DP, a real fartfucker, would try and bang her farts.

by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015

Fartnocker

Someone who jams farts back up into the ass with your finger, clogging it.

THomas is a silly ass fart-nocker.

by STEPHEN DOUGLAS March 24, 2003

fartsucker

A person whom enjoys inhaling anal gases

Matt sucks farts from dead seals!

by shan and dust June 16, 2003

fartfucker

1. A person that farts repeditivley during anal sex, not to be confused with someone whom occasioally farts during butt sex, as it must sound like an accordian going in and out repeditivley. ( a curious sloshing air noise)
2. A term used to insult a whore.

1. That bitch was a fart fucker, I had to stop fucking her in the ass.
2. Fuck that fartfucker whorebag!

by Shit Forest November 10, 2008

Fartnocker

One who farts one purpose.

You are such a frickin' Fartnocker.

by Nick s. April 3, 2004

Fartfucker

One who humps the air in the same manner a dog would do. This is common when a man neglects to wash his balls. When they are with fumundacheese, a woman will pick up on this, thus pushing her mate aside. His only recourse is to hump the lingering pussy odor in the air.

The fartfucker could put someones eye out with that!

by Papacoon January 8, 2009