Failsauce Engage

the point at which you began to ready Definition # one of Failsauce Engage

about just after you clicked on Failsauce Engage

by Zig Ziglar November 29, 2009

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Failsturbation

The act of flogging one's penis in an ineffectual attempt to achieve arousal and/or climax. Typical attempts last 2-3 hours. Epic attempts can last several days.

Rich failsturbated so hard he irreparably damaged his dojj. What a failsturbation!?!?!

by TrickyTraegs May 14, 2011

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Falkosaurism

The religion that follows the supreme deity Falkosaurus, our lord and savior.

Person 1: Hey you follow Falkosaurism right?
Person 2: What?
Literally ever-body in the world: Ew, what the fuck is wrong with you person 2, we all mutually agree to publicly execute you in front of your family.

by BluePaintbrush August 18, 2021

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