Factitioner

Someone who publicly distorts fact and fiction for the betterment of their own personal agendas.

Person One: Do politicians lie?
Person Two: Yeah, their all factitioners.

by Daniel O. February 7, 2008

fapinion

An opinion piece in which grandiose arguments rely on exaggerated facts often poorly researched or misunderstood by the author and targeted toward people with like opinions and poor critical thinking skills. Fapinion pieces can be recognized by their viral spread and inability to withstand expert scrutiny. They are a favorite of fanboys engaging in mental masturbation inside their clique (eg: fapping).

An 8 year farm student designed a next generation battery technology that will take the world by storm according to the latest Time fapinion.

by librafate July 11, 2019

Faction

One's standing with another. Found in DAoC ( Dark Age of Camelot).

"I can't go by the parth farm, I have a bad faction with those mobs"

by t3h ov3n November 10, 2003

Faction

A book/article based on FACT but fictionalized in part:

1. To hide the identities
2. In consideration for length

I've written a book based on a crime in Boston?

Is it true?

Yes - but it's a faction.

by Lioness813 May 25, 2012

faction monkey

A player with excessive interest in video game factions. Their obnoxious behavior reminds some of monkeys.

Why do faction monkeys keep saying the N word and getting themselves banned?

by dragonsrus May 14, 2021

Kraznan Faction

A rogue group of insane teens that was formed to initiate the Kraznan revolution. A diverse group of semi- to highly- intelligent individuals that was created in Mrs. Potocki's US History class (2002-2003). Will eventually create the Empire of Kraznania.

Only one group could be responsible for this kind of destruction and chaos... the Kraznan Faction.

by Silly Whitey November 16, 2003

factitious

Of, or relating to made-up "truths", pulled out of your ass and delivered as gospel to the unsuspecting. (Similar to what Cliff Clavin of "Cheers" was famous for.)

"Women who breast-feed at least one child to the age of one year have a 32%statistically higher chance of having breast cancer than those who don't" is a factitious statement.

by Craig Hartley December 3, 2003