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Flintstone Diet

Eating in the modern era that we live in rather than suffering for no good reason. A diet consisting of burgers, ribs, shakes and fries. A complete rejection of fad diets like "paleo" and "gluten free". Living life like it should be lived, in the modern era.
Being on the Flintstone Diet is the only diet for me. All the other fad diets are completely ridiculous. Give me a beer with those fries please. It's okay, I'm on the Flintstone Diet, and I exercise regularly and eat in moderation, so no worries.
by KardenKarden May 1, 2015
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Thread Flintstone

The oldest guy on the forum/in the current thread. Not even a little bit "with it". Will occasionally talking about his rash or back pains.
by MetalSpork November 22, 2011
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the flinstones

The Flinstones is a really old show from the caveman times where they watched it in comic books by rock. eating rock cereal.
-Hey remember the flinstones?
-Uhh, that was in caveman times
by DaTurtle April 19, 2018
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Flintstone Vitamins

A peculiarly strong performance enhancing drug that is most commonly used to allow men more “rounds” in bed
Peter: Ay Shawn ya got any Flintstone Vitamins?
Shawn: God dammit Peter, she’s still that horny?
by Quarantine_boredom April 14, 2020
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the Flintstone cut

A very large prime rib or any large steak.
We went to a steak place on Friday. My date went for the queen's cut, but I got the Flintstone cut.
by brighton71 October 21, 2007
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Wilma Flintstone

Ted: "You heading to East Beach this weekend?"

Jenny: "Nah, it's gonna be Wilma Flintstone.. probably can't even park within five blocks.."
by Dr. Gorgeous June 5, 2009
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Firestoned

When you get so high you just get TIREd.
Sorry I passed out last night after smoking. I was so Firestoned
by Aenima46and2 September 19, 2014
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