Esser

Most homosexual guy to grace planet earth

Max: "Emil that guy looks like an Esser"
Emil: " Yeah he looks like he slurps semen on the regular"

by Whomst would've June 10, 2019

Espie

Short for Esperanza.

Hey, Espie! You rock!

by Cubana July 23, 2012

essendrop

One who is suspiciously good at everything.

When did she learn Chinese?!
She's an Essendrop.
Oh.

by Yoda35 April 24, 2014

essien

the person who brightens every day just by being in it. Whose smile and giggle is infectious. The person you love until your heart is fit to burst!

Essien my nephew.

by Auntie Wendy September 16, 2013

Herbal Essences

Woman's shampoo, except some guy nuts in it for a variety of reasons. Some reasons that may drive a man to add their cum to a shampoo bottle are including, but not limited to: Revenge, extreme sexual confusion, being high as fuck, or just for the sheer pleasure of knowing that your girlfriend's abstinence pact is pointless.

John: "I've been adding some herbal essences to my cousin's shampoo because I suspect she is cheating on me, but now she is pregnant, any chance I could be the father?"
James: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
John: "So I could be the father?"
James: "Yes, you probably are, but you deserve everything that is coming to you."
John: "I'll just say I'm going to get some milk, that's what my dad said"

by Kelpy Gً October 23, 2019

Essic

Confident

She was very essic towards meeting him.

by __^_^_^_^_^_^_^^_^_ June 1, 2020

Essential

Necessary; vital; of the utmost importance

Water is essential for life.

by Diggity Monkeez November 26, 2004