essien 

the person who brightens every day just by being in it. Whose smile and giggle is infectious. The person you love until your heart is fit to burst!

Essien my nephew.

essien by Auntie Wendy September 16, 2013

Essin 

Shortened version of only messing. Mainly used after an insult.

E.g. Josh you’ve got a fat head, essin

Essin by ML birko October 12, 2019

essence-of-puss 

The fundamental odor of vaginal moisture.

Essence-of-puss describes the familiar and attractive odor that comes from vaginal moisture stimulated by sexual desire.

A man and a woman, just having finished passionate foreplay, were cuddling each other in bed. At one point, the man put his hand to his wife's face, to caress and admire her and she said "uummm! Your fingers smell like essence-of-puss."

essence-of-puss by Westphalia July 19, 2014

Man Essentials 

The premier place for closet homosexual males to stare at men's underwear bulges online.

I secretly love staring at men's underwear ads when my girlfriend is away. Not only am I the Man Essentials President, I'm also their #1 client.

Man Essentials by GetOutOfTheCloset November 8, 2011

Sie Sind Das Essen Und Wir Sind Die Jager 

A German phrase from the anime Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin. It is said at the beginning of the anime's theme song, and has become popular.

It translates to:
1.You are the prey and we are the hunters.
2. Are you the prey? No, we are the hunters.

Person 1: Have you seen Attack on Titan?
Person 2: Oh yeah man, I love that anime!
Both (yelling loudly and in unison): SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAGER

Sie Sind Das Essen Und Wir Sind Die Jager by OP-Kun November 19, 2013

Ass-essment 

The act of a person checking out another person's tail/butt/behind or ass

While Damian was at the gym, he took a quick ass-essment of the girl who walked right by him. Turns out Damian wasn't the only one who did that as he saw the dude lifting weights also got a quick peek.

Ass-essment by sillyboi February 27, 2019

essential oils 

What anti-vaxxers use to efficiently and effectively accomplish nothing. Quickest way to deny your children their right to healthcare (which is an actual human right, Article 25), killing your children in the process. Normal people use this to moisturize their skin.

Karens usually find their little bottles of nothingness on Facebook in a group full of other soccer moms who have also successfully been tricked by an MLM.

Karen: Honey, our little girl apparently contracted measles, and I don't even know how!

Bob: Did you get her vaccinated?

Karen: Of course not! I just used some essential oils that I found on Facebook.

Bob: You're such a psychopath. Now I'm grateful that you divorced me and took the kids, because now I can't be held liable. I hope YOU get measles now.

Karen: Well, I'd rather have her die than get infected by the lies of the government.

essential oils by derpsderps February 12, 2019