v: to kick the shit out of something upon seeing it and/or having it near you
n: the act of kicking the shit out of something upon seeing it and/or having it near you
n: one who kicks the shit out of something upon seeing it and/or having it near him
n: the act of kicking the shit out of something upon seeing it and/or having it near you
n: one who kicks the shit out of something upon seeing it and/or having it near him
"Man, I Emmanueled the ball in my soccer game yesterday every time it came to me"..."Oh, it's because you need a Power Balance sport band, you know, that piece of silicone people pay $30 for."
"Dammit woman, make me a sandwich before I Emmanuel you"..."Please Emmanuel, stop with all the Emmanuels" says the woman after she doesn't make Emmanuel the sandwich and learns her lesson."
"Dammit woman, make me a sandwich before I Emmanuel you"..."Please Emmanuel, stop with all the Emmanuels" says the woman after she doesn't make Emmanuel the sandwich and learns her lesson."
by natedawg6995 February 27, 2011

Emmanuel means a fat shit in all languages. This guy only thinks of food and can't bare the thought of not being able to chew something. He was once caught eating a wood plank of his bead which had broke because of his life threatening weight. There is always one person who sticks up for Emanuel but deep down knows that he can't stop his mouth.
by Shuuuuuuush November 24, 2021

Its a french name most commonly used by asians, yea dont mess with an Emmanuel or he will kick your ass cos. Every Emmanuel knows every type of martial arts and also hates trash music such as The Weekend
by monkdedeluffde March 17, 2019

He is someone who study’s really hard in school he never has fun and his Asian parents force him to study and if he dosent study he gets no rice
by Hshajakdyc February 25, 2019

"Emmanuel your a dummy"
by Class of 2024 December 17, 2019

One of the most faithful boyfriends you could ever have he is good-looking and smart he uses very good smelling fragrances and is very good in bed he is one of the most special and unique people you will ever meet.
Emmanuel has a long penis
by anonymous November 21, 2021

Emmanuel is high ad
by I. Slapped your mama October 24, 2019
