ear pimple

A painful zit inside your ear that is damn near impossible to pop.

"I have an ear pimple, it hurts!"

by Gicky July 22, 2008

ear crust

When the wax's inside the ear goes dry and hard and starts to crust

Mate you need to clean them ears, I can see your ear crust from here

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

ear exploder 9000

A song that makes you deaf

Timmy put on Ear Exploder 9000, and we both went deaf.

by That_Random_Snake November 13, 2017

ear orgasm

when you are cleaning your ears with a qtip and you hit that sweet spot that feels so good

if i stick the qtip in just the right spot i get an ear orgasm

by bluntwizard October 11, 2020

Ear Condom

To say that one wears an "ear condom" is to imply that one is critical of what others are saying, to the point where they block it all out. Made popular by the Lady Gaga song "Judas".

People kept telling me I could never make it as a professional donkey model, but I put on my ear condoms and tried it anyway!

by bush0023 June 7, 2011

Ear Rape

See: Justin Beiber

Friend:*plays baby*
You:SHUT OFF THAT EAR RAPE!!!

by Sunvabish August 29, 2010

Ear Cheese

When one has larger gauge piercings in the ears; the white, smelly cheesy substance that can be found on the jewelry. It it made up of dead skin cells and shampoo/hair product residue.

Damn!! Thats some funky ear cheese!!!!

by Charger Chick April 4, 2005