douschebag

N: A person who is dirty in all aspects, human excrement, the bottom of the sewage system.

N: An insult used to make someone think very deeply and then realize what a horrible person they are.

N: A cum sponge.

Interjection: Used when someone says something utterly retarded and you just have to stop them.

Jasen: "Yeah, I was raping this baby monkey yesterday and he was like-"

Ron: "No, fucktard, quit being such a douschebag, that's retarded."

Jasen: Hey, sorry man, you didn't have to go call me a douschebag though, I'm going to go and cry now."

by the_ronness July 15, 2008

team douschebag

total tools for have no authority to call others tools.

hey, matt just called harry a tool. dude he pulled a team douschebag

by dramageek December 10, 2007

Dousche Quief

Dousche Quief: A dousche bag whos so stupid and nasty he can be a quief at the same time hence the word Douschequief

Tyler Seymour is a DouscheQuief

by Mhs Student October 6, 2004

Dousche-Bagette

a person typically of small stature who is obnoxiously obnoxious

Man, that midget is a large Dousche-Bagette

by mucho juan March 17, 2006

dowsch-schlomp

1) A giant, sweaty douchebag.
2) A big fuckin greasy, cocky wop making a fool out of himself on the dancefloor at a bar or club.

God damnit, who let the brigade of dowsch-schlomps in here, lets drink somewhere else.

by reimtime August 26, 2006

Dorsche

A guy who is seen as a dork, and acts like a douche.

God, that guy in tech thinks he knows so much more than everyone else . . . what a dorsche.

by Vita Lusty November 7, 2006

Dowshe Baeg

An alternative to the overused phrase "douche bag". It also has the added effect of sounding German.

Jesus Christ Tom is such a Dowshe Baeg. For sure!

by Delta Sig January 3, 2008