Douchenerd

A douchebag who plays FPSers and actually pays attention to all the names of the weapons in the game. They seem to run in packs of other douchenerds and will consistently teabag you after killing you with bitch tactics such as the "Run stab run," "Noob Tuber," or the "I've played this game for over 80 hours and can snipe you within 5 seconds of spawn cause I'm just that good." They love to trash talk and call your mom a whore. They don't say the names of their games aloud, instead they use acronyms to show how "hardcore" they are.

"Hey John are you gonna get the new Call of Duty?"
"Nah, there's too many douchenerds who'll prestige in a few hours from release."

by Richard Headson November 8, 2011

Doucheberg

1. When somebody seems like a douche at first, but then is proven to be an even bigger douche than expected
2. Someone who hides 90% of their douchiness under their exterior
3. A jewish douche

1. Dude, he's such a doucheberg. I knew he was a douche, but I didn't think he was this bad!

by Vinnythed September 8, 2013

Douchelandia

Miami-Dade County, Florida.

Grrrrr. I have to go visit my grandparents in Douchelandia over spring break. What a drag. Now all I have to look forward to is a week of stupid morons, douchebags and vapid twats. Great.

by Jay BQ April 26, 2011

Doucheberry

Something equivalent to the utter grotesqueness of when douche juice seeps down the vagina and drips from a dingleberry.

Samantha "Man, Chase is such a doucheberry, I leave for thirty minutes and he fucks that hoe!"
Kevin "Yea, Total doucheberry to the max."

by samzi August 26, 2013

douchelord

There are douches, and then there is the douchelord, who is the douchiest of all the douches.

Girl 1: He thinks he can get all the girls in the school.

Girl 2: No way! What a douchelord!

by ilovechickenalot March 18, 2011

Douchemegatron

A huge, evil leader of all douches who's idiocy is a very crime against humanity. A person, thing, or asshole you'd prefer to never lay eyes on, even if it meant cutting your own eyes out.

You are the DoucheMegatron.

by NSTS55 March 11, 2009

douchelectual

a portmanteau of the words douche and intellectual, referring to someone who tries so hard to pass himself off as intellectual that he just comes off as a douche.

moleskin, check. tortoise shell frames, check. scarf, check. what a total douchelectual.

by t rex esquire March 4, 2010