Doppelbänger

A simple solution to a complex dating dilemma: Joe asks Cindy out on a date. Cindy agrees on the condition that Joe will find a date for her mentally retarded cousin Patti. Joe hasn't gotten pussy in 972 days, so he lies to his good friend Bob and says that Patti is a super hot nympho with no gag reflex. Bob is elated until the date, at which time he discovers that Patti is not as advertised. Bob has standards and will not lay pipe in Patti's retarded twat, but he is a good friend and knows that Joe has not seen pussy for 972 days so he does what any good friend would do... Bob calls in his doppelbänger - who takes one for the team - allowing his good friend Joe to FINALLY see a patch of snatch, Cindy is overjoyed that her horny, helmeted cousin finally got some trouser snake, and everyone goes home happy!

Tommy: I heard you banged out Yeasty Yolanda at the party last night!
Bob: Ohhh HELL NO! I had to call in my doppelbänger to do the dirty deed.

by Jumpingrat October 29, 2019

doppelganger

A facebook trend where instead of using a real picture, a user uploads a picture of a celebrity with whom they vainly perceive shared physical features but is in reality much more attractive.

"Dude, I'm soo cool. After I posted the Urban Dictionary definition of my name as my status, I uploaded a picture of Tom Cruise as my profile pic doppelganger."

"Well, he is short and weird..."

by Tom Shane Jr February 4, 2010

Dopplebanger

An internet porn chick who looks a lot like someone you know in real life that you want to bang.

I've always thought that she was hot. I have been surfing porn sites for her Dopplebanger for years.

by Smith Master September 1, 2009

Dopplebanger

Two people dating who look exactly the same. They can also have the same exact personality, and or name.

Bob: "I kinda saw Dan and Danielle getting together. They are basically the same person."

Jerry: "Yeah, those dopplebangers were bound to hook up."

by WillShatner July 31, 2010

DoppleGanger

a ghostly image or replica of your living self

Kirstie is a doppleganger of vicki

by Annone April 2, 2008

Doppelbanger

Your celebrity doppelganger that people would rather bang.

I was totally throwing myself at him, but he went to masturbate to pictures of my doppelbanger.

by Chanisson Halberitzky February 4, 2010

doppelgangster

A variation on the word doppelganger, a doppelgangster is a mobster or thug (such as Al Capone or Snoop Dog) that bears a strong resemblance to oneself.

John: "Dude, John Gotti is your mom's doppelgangster."
Travis: "Not cool bro."

by hannahlinb February 3, 2010