A tongue-in-cheek label for those who tirelessly sow the seeds of instant gratification, tending to their addictive crops like a modern-day farmer. These individuals harvest dopamine highs through activities like endless scrolling, binge-watching, or jackpot-chasing, all while neglecting the long-term fields of genuine fulfillment.
Chris: So, did you hear about Jessica's latest obsession with social media?
Sarah: Oh, don't even get me started. She's turned into a full-blown dopamine farmer.
Chris: Tell me about it! It's like she's more interested in harvesting likes than getting any actual work done.
Sarah: Seriously, it's like she's got one hand on her phone and the other on the dopamine faucet, just cranking it up all day long.
Chris: And let's not even mention her productivity levels. It's like watching a wilted plant trying to grow in a desert.
Sarah: I know, right? I swear, if she spent half as much time on her assignments as she does on Instagram, she'd be employee of the month by now.
Sarah: Oh, don't even get me started. She's turned into a full-blown dopamine farmer.
Chris: Tell me about it! It's like she's more interested in harvesting likes than getting any actual work done.
Sarah: Seriously, it's like she's got one hand on her phone and the other on the dopamine faucet, just cranking it up all day long.
Chris: And let's not even mention her productivity levels. It's like watching a wilted plant trying to grow in a desert.
Sarah: I know, right? I swear, if she spent half as much time on her assignments as she does on Instagram, she'd be employee of the month by now.
by Blubba McFarlane April 09, 2024
Crackhead who is addicted to dopamine and wont stop bragging about and has dopamine receptors the size of mount everest
by FetusMunchrr November 02, 2023
A person who masterfully connects people to their natural 'fix' by providing laughter, positive company, and a pleasure that is unique only to themselves
by Interiorfix January 31, 2025
Someone who scrolls through multiple apps at a time for hours a day putting off everything important and feening for every last drop of dopamine
Jessica scrolled thru tiktok everyday for 5 hours everyday for 4 months. In return frying and killing the ability to produce happiness of stuff that isn’t 20 second short videos. This would make her a dopamine zombie
by Dimes123 April 10, 2023
The small bits of greasy pleasure you get from likes and interactions on social media stories or posts.
That bitch had me driving her around all day harvesting dopamine tokens. At least she put out alright.
by Muffateeeer December 12, 2024
(n.): The sudden loss of motivation and satisfaction that occurs when someone else asks you to complete a task you've been meaning to do, just as you're about to start it. This results in the loss of personal credit and a sense of accomplishment, as if the other person has taken away your opportunity to showcase your initiative and independence.
I’m so pissed at my wife. Just as I was about to unload the dishwasher on my own she asked if I can unload the dishwasher. Total stolen dopamine situation!
by Bashertcoaching March 28, 2024
The absolute state you're in after taking your ADHD medication all week and the brain has had enough of ya.
Symptoms include: enthusiastically getting on the beers, going AAAAAH at any given time, feeling like you're six feet deep with a V8 rig still running strong.
Symptoms include: enthusiastically getting on the beers, going AAAAAH at any given time, feeling like you're six feet deep with a V8 rig still running strong.
by mootmauler July 06, 2024