Distance Distortion Factor (DDF)

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.

Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).

by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008

social distortion

lengendary speedbot, player of albion merlin

wtf social distortion did it again!

by rupert July 9, 2004

Visual Distortions

When you're high and you view the world in a different way than when you are sober. Could be you watch a movie and see it in a way you didn't when you were not stoned or you're thinking of something that you know well but see it in a whole different light not that you're baked.

I've got visual distortions

by TheJuicyFruit123 January 2, 2017

Disturbious

Very funny (hilarious) but disturbing.

Howard Stern's interview with Chaz Bono was totally disturbious.

by grpNiteroi November 16, 2011

Distortion Sweater

that awkward moment when you listen to Sweater Weather in 5th grade and realize you’re bisexual.

person one: dude I have MASSIVE distortion sweater vibes rn
person two: man, that was me two years ago!

by waluigigorl4200 December 10, 2019

distarious

Disturbing and hilarious. Synonym of Hilturbing. (hilarious and disturbing.)

A: I can't quite describe it but is disturbing in a way but also hilarious, for some reason?
B: it's distarious

by Dandelion Witch June 28, 2022

realty distortion field

A field property financially ignorant, selling property owners emit.

Dr. Crom paid $200,000 on a house where the windows do not even meet the walls in South Park. Realty distortion field detected.

by Word of God Militia Legatus 1TTA1 January 17, 2008