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Directioner Dilemma

A dilemma that only a Directioner faces because half of him/her desperately wants 1D to be back together but the other half wants them to carry on with their solo career because they were unhappy when they were together as a band.
Directioner 1: Do you want the boys to be back together?
Directioner 2: Yes but I also want them to be happy. Ugh Directioner Dilemma!
by one_crazy_directioner June 16, 2019
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Generation One Direction

Used to refer to those born after around 1994 and hit their teens in the late 00s/early 2010s. A generation who cannot remember a world without One Direction, Justin Bieber, Twitter and music talent shows. This particular generation can be seen wearing skinny jeans and wide-brimmed baseball caps with androgynous haircuts and often use phrases such as YOLO and swag ad nauseum along with hashtags. Are often heard playing the latest dubstep from their smartphones as if that was a good thing.
by JoeDredd August 6, 2014
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A common French taunt. Used by John Cleese in Monty Pythons Holy Grail. Also accompanied by "Your mother is a hampster, and your father smells of old elderberries!"
Now go away, before I taunt you a second time!
by Zach G. December 2, 2003
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One Direction

Possibly the only band out there whose fans are more aggressive than Justin Bieber's.
Random guy: I hate One Direction.
Directioner: KILL HIM!!!!!
by ~The Wizard~ January 7, 2013
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one direction detection

We've... Got... A... Plan!

Get ready for... ONE DIRECTION DETECTION.
by OneD Fandom Fan April 27, 2016
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passive-directive

To present a needed task, job, or duty as a choice when it is actually a command. Either due to the audacity of the assignment, the lack of communication skills of the assignor, or both.
My boss is so passive-directive. He's always like, "Umm yeeah, I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday, ummkay?"
by Ben354 January 3, 2008
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directile dysfunction

A disability that causes those it afflicts to be unable to follow even the most simple instructions.
Bill: Dude, wtf!?! You were supposed to pick me up at the airport yesterday.

Tom: For realz? I thought that was tomorrow. My directile dysfunction must be acting up again.
by Jtothebizzy January 23, 2010
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