Dink

A dumb chink.

Jason: Damn! I thought all Chinese are smart, that exchange student from China in my Math class could do shit!

Eric: Yea, what a dink...

by Gangstud May 18, 2010

Dink

When you sit on someones bicycle handlebars or stand on their grind pegs as a means of transportation

"How'd you get here if you don't have a bike then?"
"Oh, Sean dinked me here"
"You two are poofs"

by Jesse-Rayge December 22, 2008

Dink

A simple man. Kind, heart of gold.

Dink is a simple man. He is a simple man who thinks no one man or woman is a stranger, but yet a friend he has not met yet.

by B. Danyel June 9, 2017

Dink

A person who acts like a total bitch

"Mate you are such a dink

by Macburgerlick September 1, 2017

Dink

(Short for Dinkleberg)

Someone who is perfect; An all around great person who has everything and that everyone is envious of; An arch-nemesis.

Hey man, did you hear how your neighbor won the "Best Neighbor Award"? He's a straight up Dink.

by Wesnirgen November 27, 2017

Dink

A dink is something in which the identity is unknown. No one knows what a dink is.

What's a dink?
No one knows....

Yo did you see that dink over there?
Yea bro, what is it?
Idk bro.

by username667 December 5, 2016

Dink

The pet name given to his penis by Steven "Baldy" Banbury.

Stevie got out his dink and beat Pete around the room!

by Dave March 17, 2005