Chocolate Digestive

any man of African descent who has the ability to genuinely listen to a women and 'digest' what she has to say without having the ulterior motive of wanting to sleep with her.

Jason is a real Chocolate Digestive. He listened to me talking about my problems without wanting to sleep with me.

by Amthom April 24, 2015

digestive system

See Drew Carey's digestive system

by Razukin December 2, 2002

Digestion

When food goes in the stomach and is broken down by stomach acid

Mr.Shiedt ate a cheeseburger and it went down the throat and into the stomach where digestion takes place. :D

by Mr. Sheidt August 6, 2011

Digestible black

White washed person of color that white people automatically feels comfortable around. They are the typically perceived as the nonthreatening black person

"I'm not racist, I have plenty of black friends granted they're digestible black.

by RealBlackPerson December 29, 2020

creative digestion

having sexual intercourse after a large meal.

I could tell by the way he was looking at me across the table that we would be engaging in some creative digestion after dinner.

by Spartanesse June 16, 2008

[directile disfunction]

one who has a great deal of trouble of with directions.

isabella: "where's the bubble tea place?"
lily: "2 blocks to the left, then 1 block up, and then 6 blocks east"
priscilla: "fool, it's right across the street!"
isabella: "dannng girl you got yo self a bad case of directile disfunction"

by lilllllly December 16, 2008

digestive biscuit

unadventurous, tedious sexual activity restricted to the missionary position in a libido-sapping, grinding tedium where the only respite is found in conjured images of grocery shopping lists.

Oh how I yearned for something with a bit of chocolate but only ever got a digestive biscuit.

by wiretapper October 24, 2016