Dickstracted

When the male genitalia and the sex connected is so good everything happening in life is forgotten.

e.g. : ,, Damn Jasmin, I been si dickstracted that I forgot to pick up my kids!"

by #1#1 January 22, 2021

distractery

Distracting someone from something you might have said or done (usually something embarrassing) by using flattery.

Jim: Hey mate. Long time no see. Nice new hair style!
Charlie: Thanks but it's a wig. I have alopecia. It started a few weeks ago...
Jim: Oh. Uh... You're looking slender these days! Have you been working out?
Charlie: No, the Doctor thinks it's a wasting disease, but I'm waiting for test results.
Jim: Err. Well. You've got a very pretty mou--
Charlie: --STOP WITH THE DISTRACTERY ALREADY!

by movingparts November 28, 2012

digistracted

digistracted: Being completely absorbed by a smart phone or tablet while in public; driving, walking, or when with friends.

1. The reason nobody watches where they're going any more is because they are totally digistracted. Digistracted driving should be a new category of crime!
2. I told Heather when and where to meet us, but she was so digistracted I don't think she heard a word of it!

by umgume duwatt April 17, 2014

Dickstacted

Dickstracted.distacted by a fine girl.

That fool got dickstacted and left us.

by Motaknova817 April 3, 2020

discracted

Being sidecracked due to smoking fire

I didn't notice the sofa was on fire cause I was discracted!

by BIGNUTBUST February 18, 2021

Dickstracted

When a female loses her train of thought upon remembering the finest dick she ever saw.

Susan drifted off while talking to her friend, dickstracted by the memory of her encounter the night before.

by SneakyChiefy April 23, 2018

Dickstracted

When you get distracted when a hot guy walks by

Geri is very easily dickstracted.

by BadBitch104 August 2, 2018