by The Taytanic April 9, 2017
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by BlackOutCrew January 17, 2008
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by paul August 4, 2004
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Kim: “I smell something....weird..”
Bob: “What does it smell like??”
Kim: “I don’t really know...it’s like a weird cheesy smell or something....”
Bob : “........”
Kim: *leans over to her boyfriend bob and smells then throws up on him*
Bob: “JEEZ WHAT THE FUCK KIM?!?!?!!”
Kim: “DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BOB. MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE THROWN UP IF IT WERENT FOR YOUR DIRTY ASS DICK CHEESE....MY FUCKING GOSH!! YOU DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. GO TAKE A DAMN SHOWER YOU DIRTY ASS FUCKING CHEESE DICK!!! YOU ARENT THAT FUCKING RAT THAT COOKS!!”
Bob: “The rat from that disney movie?”
Kim: “YEAH, THAT ONE. I CANT THINK OF ITS NAME THOUGH.....”
Bob: “It’s on the tip of my tongue...I think it’s Ralph??”
Kim: “No not ralph...it starts with an r though....rat......ratta-”
Bob: *cuts Kim off* “Ratatouille?”
Kim: “YEAH...THATS IT.....that’s a good movie.....ANYWAY WE ARE GETTING SIDETRACKED HERE, GO WASH YOUR DICK!!”
Bob: “What does it smell like??”
Kim: “I don’t really know...it’s like a weird cheesy smell or something....”
Bob : “........”
Kim: *leans over to her boyfriend bob and smells then throws up on him*
Bob: “JEEZ WHAT THE FUCK KIM?!?!?!!”
Kim: “DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BOB. MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE THROWN UP IF IT WERENT FOR YOUR DIRTY ASS DICK CHEESE....MY FUCKING GOSH!! YOU DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. GO TAKE A DAMN SHOWER YOU DIRTY ASS FUCKING CHEESE DICK!!! YOU ARENT THAT FUCKING RAT THAT COOKS!!”
Bob: “The rat from that disney movie?”
Kim: “YEAH, THAT ONE. I CANT THINK OF ITS NAME THOUGH.....”
Bob: “It’s on the tip of my tongue...I think it’s Ralph??”
Kim: “No not ralph...it starts with an r though....rat......ratta-”
Bob: *cuts Kim off* “Ratatouille?”
Kim: “YEAH...THATS IT.....that’s a good movie.....ANYWAY WE ARE GETTING SIDETRACKED HERE, GO WASH YOUR DICK!!”
by DarkHumoredLilly August 7, 2018
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by JokermakerYT April 21, 2020
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This substance gives off a very pungent smell of dick hair and your mom's old ass panties that were left behind the toilet to hide her shit stain from anyone to see.
This substance gives off a very pungent smell of dick hair and your mom's old ass panties that were left behind the toilet to hide her shit stain from anyone to see.
by Frog123123123 January 4, 2016
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by Gryphon Rider August 15, 2009
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