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perceptual distortion

When an individual perceives a person, place, or thing, or him or herself in a way that is different than the way most other people perceive it.
When he got to his 60s, the many failures he suffered in his life distorted how he perceived his surroundings, individuals, and many other things. That is called perceptual distortion.
by but for May 9, 2018
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Hotness Distortion Coefficient

The degree of inaccurate portrayal in the attractiveness of a woman by pictures of them posted online, typically by the said woman or her friends on sites like facebook. Due to the hotness distortion coefficient, a picture could be an inaccurate gauge of how hot a woman is if you have never met the woman in question irl. The decimal approximation for the value of the HDC is ±1.273
EQUATION TO DETERMINE HOTNESS:
Hotness distortion coefficient(face+tits+ass+overall body shape-fat)/5
=predicted attractiveness based on picture

*all values (eg face, tits, etc.) are taken out of the classic scale of 10
by Dr Grammar December 17, 2011
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Divortion

When your parents get a divorce and an abortion

When you’re pregnant and married and don’t want either
Ah man, I’m really depressed. My parents just got a divortion.
by bearXinsanity December 20, 2017
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Faded Distortion

A group of gamers who make awesome video game movies, hold LAN parties, and do other "nerdy" 1337 things.
by FreakTard May 27, 2007
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Divortion

Combination of Divorce and Abortion.

see Scott Peterson
Scott Peterson divortioned his pregnant wife.

WOW,what a dick!
by that satanic cult bastard!!!!!! December 14, 2004
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divortionists

Religious people who go against their religious teachings and mores to get divorced and abort their parenting mission to get away from problem children and problem marriages.

Noun, verb
The state of Utah has the highest rate of homeless gay youth due to divortionistsaborting their parenting duties.
by Freedom1234573 January 23, 2017
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debortion

When an aborted fetus is sent out of its country for being the child of illegal immigrates.
Jose: Juan, you wont believe what happened yesterday!
Juan: What is it ?
Jose: I took my Girlfriend to planed parenthood and Trump came in and performed a debortion my baby.
by undertable January 20, 2020
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