dandelion

A dandelion is a flower. But it's also a word that Jamaicans use while answering questions in class.

Teacher: Akoni, use ''dandelion'' in a sentence.
Akoni: De cheetah is faster dandelion.

by kutgrap (pasgeboren clown) December 14, 2017

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Dandelion

A permutation of the anime archetypes of "loli" and "yandere" in which a female humanoid being (or appearing to be) underaged expresses their love for their boy toy of choice through excessive acts of homicide. This term can also be used to describe underaged females who violently express their claim over a celebrity crush, be they real or fictitious.

The little girl slaughtered every girl in the village so they wouldn't look at her senpai. This solidified her title as a dandelion.

She's a dandelion! When I told her how much I loved Shota from My Hero Academia, she threatened me with heinous acts of torture if I didn't stop talking!

by Mushroom pants March 31, 2020

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Dandelioned

A subtle way to talk about blowing a guy off.

Oh you've never been dandelioned before, well, then, you're in for a trip.

by ChainsawForHands December 5, 2017

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Pink Dandelion

When a woman shits on a man's chest and then has her period on top of the shit. Then she licks it off his chest and he cums in her mouth and she swallows the mixture.

My wife gave me a pink dandelion last night and she ate it. She told me it tasted great!

by thefox_4 November 29, 2011

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