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dicksnack

adj.; Basically, a snack of dick, used mostly to describe an act of idiotness (usually abbreviated by "snack")
He locked his keys in his car.....
1.) ..what a dicksnack
2.) ..what a snack move
by hahnimalia July 7, 2005
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dickstick

In nominal terms, a dickstick is another term for a dildo. By extrapolation, "dickstick" is a Tomism (see Tomism) and used as a mild insult to one's intelligence. Useable as a substitute for "dipshit", "dickstick" usually indicates one's displeasure of another person's actions.
P1: "Hey, Tom look. Frank just took the last piece of pizza."

T: "Oh, that dickstick! I didn't even get to eat any!"
by Frank Klaune March 15, 2004
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dick smack

A mean and inconsiderate person that has no respect for you.
(After Jim hits Kevin)
FUCK jim! Your the biggest dick smack I've ever met in my life.
by The one April 16, 2003
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dick smack

(1)(verb) To smack someone with your dick (correct style dictates a sharp thump on the forehead, lips, or if burning with jizz- the eye)- done to illustrate dominance and the dicksmackee's position of submission or subjugation.

(2)(noun) That which is left after masterbation... limp dick and a palm full of goo.

(3)(noun) One who has the same general worthlessness or usefulness as a lifeless penis combined with a dying mass of spent jizz.
"Hey dick smack, get off the couch and get your shit out of the washer."

"I loved that girl, she always appreciated a good old fashioned dick smacking. I can't say she really truly loved it, but she damn well respected it."
by Captclam August 25, 2006
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Dick Smack

refer to cock smack To smack someone, preferably a female, with your dick against their face.
This chick was acting up, and frontin on some brains, so i dick smacked her.
by Diddy August 14, 2004
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dickstock

1. Characterized by petty selfishness or malice
2. In poor physical condition; sick or debilitated

see buttface
"F*** you, dickstock!"
by anonymous43142 April 1, 2008
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Dickpack

n. A condom
by Halftard January 3, 2009
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