Cumstain

What you’re father wishes you were.

I bet your father wishes you were just another cumstain in his sheets.

by Weasel fuker December 16, 2022

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Cumstantial Evidence

Cumstantial Evidence (more commonly known as a Paternity test) is a test taken to prove that a particular man is the father of a child.

Supposed baby mama: You are the baby daddy Brian
Brian: Nah uh Anita
Murrey: Well we will take a look at some Cumstantial Evidence that will prove of disprove that Brian Mathews is the father of 3 month JubavalubbagalubaQuaviousJamallyBally Mathews.

by ieatboyslol October 10, 2023

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cumstainable energy

Energy produced from cum

Coal power plants suck, we should rely on cumstainable energy and shit

by unitinu May 11, 2024

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Constraints

No. I'm not doing it Jordan.

Hym "Nah. I'm not doing constraints. YOU need to do YOUR thing and I DON'T need to do what you say. YOU tell ME the truth. That is all. YOU have to do the word I say... And I DON'T have to do the words YOU say. This is EXACTLY how I KNOW that YOU DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN GOD. Because the very IDEA of there BEING A GUY... Whose WORDS you HAVE TO DO... Is FUCKING YOUR MIND... COMPLETELY. Stop being a fucking WEASEL you dunce."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2025

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