Soggy croutons

The term for when your testicles are shriveled up and get moist.

"I dipped my balls in thousand island dressing after busting a nut and now I got them soggy croutons."

by anonymous September 11, 2021

Crouton

Crouton originally is derived from the Canadian word "Crout." and is generally adopted by a select few in Lille. It is used as an insult and is generally well accepted.

You Sir are a crouton

Stop being a crouton

You are a Garlic and Herb crouton

by CroutonKing March 1, 2011

Crouton

Something you put in cup a soup.

Wow thats one mighty big crouton you have there.

by Darren McWilliam February 29, 2008

crouton

A dried piece of bread covered with seasonings that tastes good when you're high.

Who says croutons aren't a meal?

by IJustAteAllYoCroutons! May 12, 2004

crotch crouton

Vaginal discharge, which has dried and encrusted to the male or female genitalia post intercourse.

It really hurt when I peeled off that crotch crouton this morning.

by Sparf-meef May 18, 2007

Ass Croutons

butt crunchies. (see be-low)

She did a reach-around, and in so doing, came up with a handful of ass croutons.

by Phil-yah July 5, 2006

salty crouton

teabagging someone after working out and building up a sweat

Man I worked up such a good sweat after that workout, I just had to give a salty crouton to my girlfriend. Mainly for cleanup of course.

by Gastrogary February 20, 2011