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Soggy croutons

The term for when your testicles are shriveled up and get moist.
"I dipped my balls in thousand island dressing after busting a nut and now I got them soggy croutons."
by anonymous September 11, 2021
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Crouton

Crouton originally is derived from the Canadian word "Crout." and is generally adopted by a select few in Lille. It is used as an insult and is generally well accepted.
You Sir are a crouton

Stop being a crouton

You are a Garlic and Herb crouton
by CroutonKing March 1, 2011
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Crouton

Something you put in cup a soup.
Wow thats one mighty big crouton you have there.
by Darren McWilliam February 29, 2008
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crouton

A dried piece of bread covered with seasonings that tastes good when you're high.
Who says croutons aren't a meal?
by IJustAteAllYoCroutons! May 12, 2004
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crotch crouton

Vaginal discharge, which has dried and encrusted to the male or female genitalia post intercourse.
It really hurt when I peeled off that crotch crouton this morning.
by Sparf-meef May 18, 2007
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Ass Croutons

butt crunchies. (see be-low)
She did a reach-around, and in so doing, came up with a handful of ass croutons.
by Phil-yah July 5, 2006
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salty crouton

teabagging someone after working out and building up a sweat
Man I worked up such a good sweat after that workout, I just had to give a salty crouton to my girlfriend. Mainly for cleanup of course.
by Gastrogary February 20, 2011
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