cockster

A person, usually a male, who has cocky mannerisms.

Please dump John - he is such a cockster! Can't stand why you are still hanging onto this loser.

by jumpie September 1, 2009

cockstench

a person who you dislike to a great extent

What the hell does that cockstench want?

by c mac d June 30, 2003

cockstand

The act of having a giant cock. A cock so long that when erect you could put it on the ground on a windy day just to hold yourself up. Kind of like a kickstand on a bicycle. In some rare cases tho if is when you go out looking for a mean dick to hop up and down on like a pogo-stick.

Nick: Yo Chris I heard you did a cockstand this weekend, is that true?
Chris: Ya man, its true.
Nick: I dont see where you get enjoyment out of another mans penis...thats gross!

by theycallmeballsdeep March 31, 2009

cocksmen

A group of people united by a single cause
to change the world of PE as we know it
they also will occasionally claim the
names The CT or moose knuckles

The cocksmen owned in basketball.

by Moose Knuckles November 9, 2008

Crockstar

A 'Crockstar' is someone who says they are seriously into rock music, but will only listen to obvious bands. They will usually tell you that they are "not really into" or have "never heard of" the likes of.. Maiden, Dream Theater and Def Leppard. These same people, if asked, would not be able to tell you the track listings for Led Zeppelin IV or Master of Puppets, if their lives depended on it. This is embarrassing, they are not seriously into rock music, and so they ought to stop telling people that they wish to live a rock 'n' roll lifestyle, cover their body in tattoos and learn to play the guitar like Kirk Hammett, because they will only humiliate themselves further.

Crockstar: "Hey man, I'm going to Download this year!"

Guy: "Really? I hear Faith No More and Dragonforce are headlining!"

Crockstar: "... Who?"

by retrocliche August 9, 2009

Cracksterbate

To recieve a hand job from a crack head (male crack head) in exchange for crack, radios, children, or rights to that nigga flippin pizzas down at the joint on the square.

"That nigga done cracksterbated me for the rights to that nigga flippin pizzas down at the joint on the square."
"Damn...I need to cracksterbate."
"Is Ronnie that nigga does all dat cracksterbatin?"

by RAR & DCDIV February 4, 2006

cocksteading

When a woman make a dominant play for commitment from a (usually unwilling) male. The purpose of this action is marking the male as property of the woman, after she claims her stake.

Alice and Bob were arguing again last night; Alice has been cocksteading ever since she found a bra that wasn't hers in Bob's bedroom.

by TutTheMummy March 18, 2010