Cranberries

Irish alternative rock band

see andyschest

Cranberries rock my socks!

Do you have to let it linger ant?

by cranberries fan June 27, 2003

Cranberry juice

A type of juice that is only good if it is 100% cranberry juice. It is not good if it is cranberry juice (with grape, pear and apple juice). It is also not good if it it cranberry juice (from concentrate).

Hey dude, do you want some cranberry juice?

No, not unless its 100% cranberry juice

by Cuz it matters October 16, 2012

cranberry sprite

The best drink in existence better than Jesus's cum it tastes so good

It's the thrist thristiest time of the year wanna cranberry sprite the answer is clear

by Cranberryspritelover April 21, 2018

Sprite Cranberry

A damn good holiday drink and also a way of telling someone what they did wasn't nice.

Some dude: You look like Peter Pan fucked an elf.
Cool Dude: That wasn't very Sprite Cranberry of you.

by SocialSkeleton December 12, 2018

Cranberry Trap

A "cranberry trap", not to be confused with cranberry mist is when someone cums inside a glass of cranberry juice.

Also refers to an attack from Flandre Scarlet, the extra stage boss of Touhou 6: Koumakyou ~ Embodiment of Scarlet Devil: Taboo "Cranberry Trap"

You fool! You drank my Cranberry Trap!

by Lavateinn June 21, 2020

Cranberry Loaf Facial

Term used when a gelatinous loaf of cranberry sauce bounds down the Ice luge at the top of shit fuck mountain, facializing the eagerly awaiting, open mouth recipient. The douche canoe on the receiving end of the Cranberry Loaf Facial is usually a sheepvest or similar breed.

“It aint a party til someone gets Cranberry Loaf Facials.”

“Bitch, come get yo CLF”

by Chocolate Assholes September 15, 2020

Cranberry woman

Female who’s on her period

Bob: Alina is on her ladies days

Luke: what does that mean
Bob: she’s cranberry woman, she’s on her period

by xx_a1ina March 10, 2021