umbrellical cord

The short, narrow strip of fabric attached to the outside of an umbrella. When used, it furls and tidies the fabric into neat folds and keeps it from flapping, taking up space and wetting those around it. Often it has a snap on the end that connects with its mate when the cord is in use. More modern umbrellas use Velcro instead of a snap.
Sue: Hey, use your umbrellical cord, man, that umbrella is all dripping on me.

Pete: Sorry, I can't, the snap ripped off and I can't afford another one right now.
by Defgrl May 22, 2008
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cumbilical cord

The luscious semen stream connecting a post orgasm penis to the woman bits from whence it came.
In 1994, the longest recorded cumbilical cord was recorded by a man in Ohio ... and a woman in Kansas City. A limbo contest ensued.
by Pocahontas Jones November 21, 2013
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cord thief

One who "mistakenly" takes USB and power cords from another person because they have misplaced their own.
Lanny - "Hey Dave, can I use your USB cord for your portable scanner?"

Dave - "Sure Lanny, but I want it back because I've heard that you are a cord thief."
Lanny - "You're a douche bag."
by DiggityDitz February 18, 2010
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drop cord

write your discord user in the chat
lets talk, drop cord
by ralph25 February 17, 2021
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drop cord

Usually in robanging games on roblox people will tell you to "drop yo cord" when they wanna mic up or pack you.
Player1: "You az kid"
Player2: "Bet drop cord psy"
Player3: "Bet (DISCORD)#0001"

Both players proceed to loud mic eachother lol
by robloxguy1571 April 30, 2021
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umbiblical cord

The connector from our Heavenly Father to any good Christian. Provides spiritual nourishment.
Without God's umbiblical cord, our lives are meaningless.
by Darius Miles October 29, 2013
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Bumbilical Cord

When you go for a turd and the thing just won't break off, poo continues to grow in size without detachment.
Guy 1: I just had a huge bumbilical cord
Guy 2: oh man, how did you break it off?
Guy 1: I had to swing it till its own momentum broke it.
Guy 2: word.
by January 29, 2015
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