captitude

The manner/method in which things are kept in captivity.


A word made up by Gazza.

Another attraction (if you can call it that) is some guys with different kinds of animals (from monkeys to snakes to birds) in different forms of captitude, that you can have your photo taken with.

by Funkee_Monkey April 24, 2005

Catitude

ie- Milk Titties
One who lactates milk from their nipples, despite being of the male gender. This milk titty juice can be rendered into a refreshing beverage.

"Posting in a milk titties thread."

"Catitude's nips, lol."

by The Vestibule Archiver April 28, 2009

Costitute

A small, delicate, Holsworthian lady of the night who is actually a bloke in a dress. To put it basically, "fiver a go".

"I travelled 84.6 miles to suck the teet of this Costitute, and it was only a fiver! Bargin!"

"I dont think they know it, but that Costitute has his shlong hanging out"

by The real Costitute May 8, 2009

Catitude

Hissy and pissy demeanor when you're about to become a father once again and are stressing from lack of nicotine.

Josh hasn't had a cigarette in a while and he's starting to develop a real catitude at work.

by Bertomanfred January 16, 2018

Continude

To resume any activity naked.

Watson: "Hey Sherlock, have you been working out?"
Sherlock: "Yes, would you like to continude this conversation?"
*both get undressed*
Watson: "Well this is nice. We should do this more often."

by MistralShenanigans May 25, 2018

Costitude

A person who goes to Church and says that she IS a virgin...YET she is not. And it will COST her in the "end."

Susie-Q

by Blonde Babe October 15, 2003

catitude

one who places food around genitals to get there feline friend to eat it off.

my grandmother lives with three cats and is divorced. she's a hard core bitch so she has catitude's to mellow out......nasty bitch.

by dicknavis165 April 13, 2008