by Henryicon January 7, 2021
Get the Condomplating mug.When you go on a bender banging different people everyday and keep reusing the same condom. You just slap it on a plate when you're done and repeat until the bender ends.
by Kalholly May 16, 2021
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an expression of surprise and confusion, especially on the occasion where a good thing happens at the worst timing
by MoodMechanic November 15, 2022
Get the Condolations mug.Confoculation: When someone says something so stupid that it does not make sense to anyone in the world, including the dumbest of the human beings, that’s when you are left confuted
Every time Steven speaks, I am left confoculated… because he is so stupid his word break my brain leaving me in a state of confoculation.
by The Confoculator December 6, 2024
Get the confoculation mug.1. The act of performing "raincoated" intercourse in front of a crowd of people, to demonstrate/promote the practice of safe sex.
2. Noisy/widespread denouncement of latex-based birth control in favor of abstinence or rhythm-based copulation. In this case, the term is often uttered in a sarcastic/disgusted tone, where the speaker feels that the outspoken actor is behaving hypocritically, since he himself either does not actually practice celibacy/safe sex, or he does other obnoxious/abrasive/irresponsible actions in his own life that cause others far more burden/emotional pain/distress than would be produced by young lovers' having sex while wearing protection.
2. Noisy/widespread denouncement of latex-based birth control in favor of abstinence or rhythm-based copulation. In this case, the term is often uttered in a sarcastic/disgusted tone, where the speaker feels that the outspoken actor is behaving hypocritically, since he himself either does not actually practice celibacy/safe sex, or he does other obnoxious/abrasive/irresponsible actions in his own life that cause others far more burden/emotional pain/distress than would be produced by young lovers' having sex while wearing protection.
I get so totally turned off by those bible-blabbers and their public condomnations on the radio every week , especially when we all know that a good half of them secretly screw around themselves when nobody's watching!
by QuacksO October 27, 2015
Get the public condomnation mug.Practicing safe sex by wrapping yourself in a blanket so that fellow humans can't access your guy/girlie-junk.
The term "blanket condomnation" can also be a sarcastic term for the preposterous notion that you won't get preggo or contract an STD if you and the other person crawl under a blanket before you "do it", instead of just copulating "out in the open".
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
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